Pamela (C) 2007
BLACKLUNG RALPH: This guy is always just outside the grocery store door and I have to hold my breath for at least 4 minutes just to get through the cloud he produces. Ralph works at the store as well. Sometimes I'll just pass him in an aisle and can almost SEE the smoke still billowing off of him. He reeks like a million ashtrays and looks like death on a cracker. He's also got an impressive amount of ear and nose hair, sticking out like small dispaced finger corals. All he's missing are the Anemones and Clown Fish. Ralph is a creepy character. Nuff said.
