"Ruby" , my alter-ego. She's taken too, so eat your hearts out boys!
Pamela (C) 2007
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Saturday, March 24, 2007
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~ Ruby Blathergab ~
Charm and Timeless Beauty: at a steep price.
~ Pamela Hollosnap ~
Yes, it was me. I gave love a bad name.
~ Liars and Storytellers ~
- Ruby Blathergab
- I'm a fashionable and beautiful creature. I'm also quite humble. I run several enterprises out of my double-wide and have a lot of money buried out back. I design cutting edge House Dresses and related accessories for the discriminating Trailer Tramps out there. My Tramp Slipper line is really taking off on Shop TV and KFart has picked up my House Dress line for their Spring Collection. I love Schlitz Malt Liquor and can usually be found sucking one down with a lovely Virginia Slims smoke dangling from my luscious lips. I believe in wearing heavy makeup, showing lots of cleavage, and cursing like a sailor. I started a women's group in my area years ago that now boasts 3,000 members. Our members are a snazzy group of large breasted, trash talkin', liquor guzzling, sleaze dressing nymphomaniacs. The men in our town worship us. Men the world over worship me; they can't help it. I'm addictive and my charm is like a siren's song. Guard your husbands and boyfriends ladies, I'm a man-eater and I'm always hungry! GRRRR!
Kick Ass Bass Master
Future Jazz/Rock star