Don't be a hater, it takes effort to look
this good. If you have any questions,
about beauty products and such, feel free
to leave them here. I'm available for
beauty consultations 2 days a week.
That is all.
Ruby has spoken. Now go away.
Pamela (C) 2007
***RUBY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS POST. BLOGGER MESSED UP AND ATTRIBUTED SEVERAL POSTS TO PAMELA THAT WERE INDEED RUBY'S. IF RUBY SIGNS THEM, THEY'RE HERS.
I would be prepared to do wicked things to a woman who looks like that, but I'm just a man, so you know how kneejerk we are! Tasty lips, though! Tasty blog!
ReplyDeleteDirty old man.
Thank you for the kind words, Pam. Where did you find these pictures? They are funny, and yet sexy!
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ReplyDeleteTaz, the pic is me, dressed up like my mother, or my alter-ego,"Ruby". The whole outfit should really be seen to be appreciated. The makeup alone takes hours! lol! She's famous around here.
ReplyDeleteI do have to wonder though about the selection of babes where you live, especially if you seriously find Ruby "sexy". Or maybe you're just another slightly pervy blogger.
Thats cool :) Pervy works for me! LOL!
I don't know if it's the sponge curlers, or the glasses, but I think I'm in love. Lust.
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ReplyDeleteChanakin:
ReplyDeleteDon't be too freaked out by your 'Ruby Lust'. It happens all the time. Ruby knows how to use her feminine wiles to lure unsuspecting guys like yourself. Guys who find themselves inexplicably drawn to her.
She's got more stalkers Madeline Albright, Janet Reno, and Hilary Clinton combined!
Ruby. Harumph. What a damn tart.
I was just thinking about adding you to my list when I saw I'd been added to yours. I better hurry up before Mama gets mad!
ReplyDeleteThat's right Ronny boy. Hurry it up!
ReplyDeleteDear Ruby, I suffer from mallards of the bum drum. My doctor says I've reached end stage and may have a matter of decades left in me. My friends have organised a farewell party that may last well into 2016 and I'm looking for advice on a particularly long lasting brand of make-up. I'm thinking something that will bring out my eyes, perhaps so they lie upon my rosy cheeks?
ReplyDeleteI hope you can help me or I'll have to spray my face with enamel paints again.
Manny: Ruby has posted the answers to your questions in my blog. Enjoy :)
ReplyDeleteRuby, m'lady...
ReplyDeleteyou are beeeYOOOOOOteeeefulllll!!!
Love the pic.
Sincerely,
Francis.
Dear Proud Mary:
ReplyDeleteOf course you love Ruby's pic. Ruby is a self-proclaimed slayer of mens hearts everywhere. Of course she also thinks she's Brittany Spears at times as well...so one doesn't truly know what the hell is going on under those rollers of hers. She's a trip!
Dear Pamela:
ReplyDeleteFor God's sake stop speaking for me you long winded gutter snipe!
I do NOT think that I am Brittany Spears, I've only eluded to the fact that I can out-dance and out-tramp that little tart. Get your facts straight.
And stop warning everyone about my Gel! You're gonna get me sued!
Now get the hell outa my head you pain in the ass buzz kill!
I have spoken. Scram!
Ruby